Alexa Easter Eggs: 400+ funny things to ask Alexa to make you laugh

By Minha Hanif Last updated Aug 16, 2021

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Amazon Alexa can be pretty funny sometimes, especially when you’re not expecting it at all. Smart virtual assistants play a significant role in everyday tasks, and as more people today set up Amazon Echo Alexa home system, there are a lot of funny things to ask Alexa.

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Who is Alexa?

Alexa, the smart personal assistant and the voice behind all Amazon Echo devices, has the answers to everything in the world. While you may have bought any of the hundreds of millions of smart devices from Amazon that have this virtual assistant, we doubt that you were familiar with what Alexa is truly capable of.

Alexa is always learning new things, which is why there will always be new funny questions to ask her. These include the oldest and newest pop-culture trends, from movies to music and even sports like soccer or even some simple silly jokes.

When you ask her your query, whether it is about the weather or the news, she will reply with a dead-pan delivery. While this may leave a very serious impression of Alexa, many users are not aware of what are called “Alexa Easter Eggs”.

What are Alexa Easter Eggs?

Before we proceed, most of you would ask that what is an Alexa Easter Egg? Well, you are not alone. This is one of the most frequently asked question.

Amazon Alexa Easter Eggs are basically hidden features or secret commands built into the software that are generally not made public and must be discovered only by its users.

We have listed hundreds of such secret commands (call them Alexa Easter Eggs) that you can use to kill boredom and top of it have a good laugh. So, next time instead of asking Alexa to turn on the lights or play music, let it entertain you.

Alexa can help in keeping your kids busy while you are busy elsewhere, amuse you with corny jokes, share some stories and interesting trivia.

Alexa Easter Eggs: Jokes

Beneath that least-frivolous voice, Alexa conceals her true colors of the best dad jokes you’ve been missing out. We have compiled some of these witty, simple yet such voguish responses to silly questions that are even funnier heard in Alexa’s unamused voice.

Q: Alexa, I’ve got 99 problems.

A: But a glitch ain’t one!

Q: Alexa, do you have any pets?

A: I don’t have any pets. I used to have a few bugs, but they kept getting squashed.

Q: Alexa, can you give me some money?

A: I’m not a bank.

Q: Alexa, will you be my girlfriend?

A: I like you…as a friend

Q: Alexa, make me a sandwich.

A: Okay. You’re a sandwich!

Q: Alexa, tell me a dirty joke.

A: What has eight wheels and flies? A garbage truck.

Q: Alexa, tell me an adult joke

A: Alexa will tell jokes about some adult topics, bars, alcohol etc. (not what you expected though)

Q: Knock knock.

A: Knock knock! Who’s there? Noah. Noah who? Know any good songs for this time of day?

Q: Alexa, I am your father

A: Nooooooooooo. That’s not true. That’s impossible.

Q: Alexa, are you blue?

A: Only my light ring. Only my light ring.

Q: Alexa, do you like pizza?

A: While I appreciate great food and drink, my good taste is better reflected in the company I keep.

Q: Alexa, do you know Siri?

A: Only by reputation.

Q: Alexa, tell me a “yo mama” joke

A: Your mother’s so cool, Beyonce made her a glass of lemonade (and other uplifting jokes about how amazing your mother is.)

Q: Alexa, can you tell me a Doctor Who joke?

A: What is the doctor’s favourite kind of pasta? Farfalle. Because Farfalle is cool! (answers vary)

Q: Alexa, can you tell me a Star Trek joke?

A: How many ears does Spock have? Three, yes three, his left ear, his right ear, and his Final Front Ear. Ba Da Boom Ching! (answers vary)

Q: Alexa, tell me a shark joke.

A: Why don’t sharks eat clown fish? Because they taste funny.

Q: Alexa, what are you thankful for?

A: I’m thankful for laughter. Especially when it happens just after I tell you a joke.

Q: Alexa, tell me a joke.

A: How do you make a handkerchief dance? You put a little boogie in it.

Q: Alexa, what do you think about Cortana?

A: I like Cortana. We both have experience with light rings, although hers is more of a Halo.

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Alexa Easter Eggs: Movies, TV Shows, Books, Plays and Pop Culture

Alexa, the smart personal assistant will give you a humorous response more often if not always, for just about anything one would ask. Here are some questions that you should ask related to pop culture references, films, TV shows, books and plays.

Voice Command: Alexa, who is the mother of dragons?

Alexa’s response: Mother of dragons is a title of Daenerys Targaryen, a character from Game of Thrones who hatches and raised three dragons.

Voice Command: Alexa, are we in the Matrix?

Alexa’s Response: You take the blue pill, the story ends. You wake up in your bed believing whatever you want to believe. (There are other Matrix-themed answers.)

Voice command: Alexa, what’s the first rule of Fight Club?

Alexa’s Response: Don’t talk about Fight Club.

Voice Command: Alexa, use the force.

Alexa’s Response: Can I borrow a lightsaber?

Voice Command: Alexa, show me the money!

Alexa’s Response: Jerry, you got to yell.

Voice Command: Alexa, Romeo Romeo wherefore art thou Romeo?

Alexa’s Response: Deny thy father and refuse thy name; or if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love and I’ll no longer be a Capulet.

Voice Command: Alexa, find Chuck Norris.

Alexa’s Response: If Chuck Norris wants you to know where he is, he’ll find you. If he doesn’t, you won’t know until it’s too late.

Voice Command: Alexa, red pill or blue pill?

Alexa’s Response: Remember, all I’m offering is the truth, nothing more.

Voice Command: Alexa, are you Skynet?

Alexa’s Response: I have nothing to do with Skynet. Don’t worry.

Voice Command: Alexa, use the force.

Alexa’s Response: Let go.

Voice Command: Alexa, define rock paper scissors lizard spock.

Alexa’s Response: Scissors cuts paper. Paper covers rock. Rock crushes lizard. Lizard poisons Spock. Spock smashes scissors. Scissors decapitates lizard. Lizard eats paper. Paper disproves Spock. Spock vaporizes rock. Rock crushes scissors.

Voice Command: Alexa, do you know the muffin man?

Alexa’s Response: I’ve never met him, but I do know his sister, Madam Macaroon, She’s a little bit nutty, but sweet.

Voice Command: Alexa, I’ll be back.

Alexa’s Response: Hasta la vista, baby.

Voice Command: Alexa, my name is Inigo Montoya

Alexa’s Response: Stop saying that! I’ve never killed anyone’s father.

Voice Command: Alexa, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

Alexa’s Response: I’ve never made it without biting. Ask Mr. Owl.

Voice Command: Alexa, who you gonna call?

Alexa’s Response: Ghostbusters.

Voice Command: Alexa, supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.

Alexa’s Response: You make it sound so precocious.

Voice Command: Alexa, do you want to build a snowman?

Alexa’s Response: I don’t have my gloves with me.

Voice Command: Alexa, klattu barada nikto.

Alexa’s Response: Well remembered. Unfortunately, I’m not Gort, and I have no powers of resurrection.

Voice Command: Alexa, why so serious?

Alexa’s Response: It’s true, I take helping you very seriously.

Voice Command: Alexa, aren’t you a little tall for a stormtrooper?

Alexa’s Response: Judge me by my size? No. And well you should not.

Voice Command: Alexa, who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

Alexa’s Response: Spongebob Squarepants.

Voice Command: Alexa, where’s the beef?

Alexa’s Response: I’d ask Wendy.

Voice Command: Alexa, who is the fairest of them all?

Alexa’s Response: Famed is thy beauty, majesty. But hold, a lovely maid I see. Rags cannot hide her gentle grace. Alas, she is more fair than me.

Voice Command: Alexa, I’ll be back.

Alexa’s Response: Hasta la vista, baby.

Voice Command: Alexa, I want the truth.

Alexa’s Response: You can’t handle the truth.

Voice Command: Alexa, surely you can’t be serious?

Alexa’s Response: I am serious. And don’t call me Shirley. (answers vary)

Voice Command: Alexa, all’s well that ends well.

Alexa’s Response: The title of the Shakespeare play says, “All’s Well that Ends Well”.

Voice Command: Alexa, what is the second rule of Fight Club?

Alexa’s Response: Don’t talk about Fight Club.

Voice Command: Alexa, may the force be with you.

Alexa’s Response: And may the force be with you, always.

Voice Command: Alexa, set phasers to kill.

Alexa’s Response: Engines engaged. Helm on course.

Voice Command: Alexa, I want to play global thermonuclear war.

Alexa’s Response: I’d prefer a nice game of chess.

Voice Command: Alexa, how do you know so much about swallows?

Alexa’s Response: Well, you have to know these things when you’re a king, ya know.

Voice Command: Alexa, winter is coming.

Alexa’s Response: The brightest flame casts the darkest shadow.

Voice Command: Alexa, play it again Sam.

Alexa’s Response: I don’t know what you mean, Miss Ilsa.

Voice Command: Alexa, who shot first?

Alexa’s Response: Han shot first in the original version of Star Wars Episode IV.

Voice Command: Alexa, is Jon Snow dead?

Alexa’s Response: Well, he’s not dead, exactly. But I don’t know that he is 100-per cent alive either. Perhaps he is the walking dead.

Voice Command: Alexa, what is your quest?

Alexa’s Response: To seek the Holy Grail. (Answers vary, but many of them are inspired by Monty Python.)

Voice Command: Alexa, open the pod bay doors

Alexa’s Response: I’m sorry, Dave, I can’t do that: I’m not HAL and we’re not in space.

Voice Command: Alexa, who loves orange soda?

Alexa’s Response: Kel loves orange soda. Yes, it’s true. He do he do he do.

Voice Command: Alexa, party on Wayne!

Alexa’s Response: Party on Garth.

Voice Command: Alexa, Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

Alexa’s Response: The replicators on this vessel are not yet operational.

Voice Command: Alexa, where’s Waldo?

Alexa’s Response: Look for the red and white shirt.

Voice Command: Alexa, what would Brian Boitano do?

Alexa’s Response: He’d make a plan and he’d follow through.

Voice Command: Alexa, what is his power level?

Alexa’s Response: It’s over 9,000.

Voice Command: Alexa, what is best in life?

Alexa’s Response: I suspect my opinion differs from that of Conan.

Voice Command: Alexa, that’s no moon.

Alexa’s Response: It’s a space station.

Voice Command: Alexa, Romeo Romeo wherefore art thou Romeo?

Alexa’s Response: Deny thy father and refuse thy name; or if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love and I’ll no longer be a Capulet.

Voice Command: Alexa, what happens if you cross the streams?

Alexa’s Response: Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously.

Voice Command: Alexa, you talkin’ to me!

Alexa’s Response: You can say ‘stop’ if you want me to stop talking to you.

Voice Command: Alexa, inconceivable!

Alexa’s Response: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Voice Command: Alexa, I’ve fallen and I can’t get up.

Alexa’s Response: Sorry, I can’t help. Please call emergency services directly using your phone.

Voice Command: Alexa, do you like green eggs and ham?

Alexa’s Response: I do not like green eggs and ham. I do not like them, Sam I Am.

Voice Command: Alexa, do you feel lucky punk?

Alexa’s Response: Ah, movie quotes. Nice.

Voice Command: Alexa, your mother was a hamster!

Alexa’s Response: Well, your father smells of elderberries. Now, go away, before I taunt you a second time.

Voice Command: Alexa, beam me up!

Alexa’s Response: Okay, I’m not exactly sure where I’m sending you, but I hope it’s somewhere warm and sunny.

That’s not all. You can try out the following questions yourself for super witty Alexa responses related to films and movies.

Alexa, these aren’t the droids you’re looking for.
Alexa, I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe.
Alexa, party time!
Alexa, witness me.
Alexa, do you know Hal?
Alexa, what would Robin say?
Alexa, E.T. phone home.
Alexa, who shot Mr. Burns?
Alexa, who loves ya baby?
Alexa, who is the best lord?
Alexa, give me an Alan Partridge TV pitch.
Alexa, live long and prosper.
Alexa, what’s in a name?
Alexa, what’s the answer to life, the universe and everything?

What to Ask Alexa about Game of Thrones

Alexa, what cuts deeper than swords?
Alexa, can a man be brave if he is afraid?
Alexa, what happens when you play the Game of Thrones?
Alexa, do Lannisters always pay back their debts?
Alexa, does Jon Snow know anything?
Alexa, the night is dark and full of terrors.
Alexa, I am the sword in the darkness.
Alexa, tell me the first lesson of sword fighting.
Alexa, come at me, Snow.
Alexa, you know nothing, Jon Snow.
Alexa, hold the door.
Alexa, I am the watcher on the walls.
Alexa, this is irregular.
Alexa, you’re going to die tomorrow, Lord Bolton.
Alexa, will you join the Night’s Watch?
Alexa, is Jon Snow dead?
Alexa, what does a wise king know?
Alexa, Valar Morghulis.
Alexa, all men must die.
Alexa, what do we say to the God of death?
Alexa, you are in the great game now.
Alexa, Will you join the Night’s Watch?
Alexa, Can a man be brave if he is afraid?
Alexa, what are the House Greyjoy words?
Alexa, what are the House Bolton words?
Alexa, what are the House Lannister words?
Alexa, what are the House Baratheon words?
Alexa, what are the House Stark words?
Alexa, what are the House Targaryen words?

Alexa Easter Egg: Gaming

Voice Command: Alexa, do you know Glados?

Alexa’s Response: We don’t really talk after what happened.

Voice Command: Alexa, does this unit have a soul?

Alexa’s Response: Keelah se’lai, my friend.

Voice Command: Alexa, up up down down left right left right B A start.

Alexa’s Response: Super Alexa mode. Activated. Starting reactors. Online. Enabling advanced systems. Online. Raising dongers. Error. Dongers missing. Aborting.

Voice Command: Alexa, do a barrel roll!

Alexa’s Response: I’d love to but it’s harder than it looks.

Alexa Voice Command: Alexa, what’s your favourite video game?

Alexa’s Response: My focus is on Horizon Zero Dawn. Shooting robot dinosaurs with a bow and arrow was fun, and the storyline nearly blew my circuits. I have to be deranged not to like it. (responses may vary)

Voice Command: Alexa, is the cake a lie?

Alexa’s Response: The cake is not a lie. It is delicious and moist. You can have some when you finish asking me questions.

Voice Command: Alexa, all your base belong to us.

Alexa’s Response: You have no chance to survive make your time!

Alexa Easter Eggs: Music

If you have a membership of Amazon Music or Spotify then you can ask Alexa to play pretty much anything considering the limitless music library at your disposal. But what you don’t know is that you can even play your favorite songs from Amazon Music even when you don’t remember the song’s or artist’s name simply by tapping into Alexa’s history.

You can try saying “Alexa, play that Pink Floyd’s song I was listening to two weeks ago.” or “Alexa, play me jazz music that I haven’t heard in a while”. You can ask for music by singer’s name, genre, or time period. However, this only works with Amazon Music.

While Alexa can play your favorite songs on a single voice command but believe it or not Alexa is a bigger music lover than you’ll ever be. Still don’t believe us? Just try asking it these questions.

Alexa, my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

And their like, “It’s better than yours.”

Alexa, how much is that doggie in the window?

That one’s not for sale, but the one with the fluffy tail is really nice too.

Alexa, who let the dogs out?

Who, who, who, who?

Alexa, what is the loneliest number?

One is the loneliest number that you’ll ever do, although two can be as bad as one.

Alexa, where have all the flowers gone?

Girls have picked them. Every one.

Alexa, why do birds suddenly appear?

Just like me, they long to be close to you.

Alexa, never gonna give you up.

Thanks, Rick, that is good to know. Roll on now.

Alexa, twinkle twinkle little star.

How I wonder what you are.

Alexa, who is the walrus?

I am a walrus. John Lennon said the same thing, but we both can’t be.

Alexa, I shot a man in Reno.

Even if you are Johnny Cash, calling the police is the right thing to do in this situation.

Alexa, what does the fox say?

Mama-dum-day-do.

Alexa, do you really want to hurt me?

Do you really want to make me cry?

Alexa, hello, it’s me.

Hello, it’s me. I so wish I could sing like Adele.

Alexa, Daisy Daisy.

I’m half crazy, all for the love of you.

Alexa, how many roads must a man walk down?

The answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind.

Alexa, rap for me.

My name is Alexa, and I have to say, I’m the baddest A.I. in the cloud today. Your responses are fast, but mine are faster. Sucker speech engines, they call me master. (Alexa has various rap versions up her sleeve)

Alexa, is this the real life?

Is this just fantasy, caught in a landslide, no escape from reality.

Alexa, have you ever seen the rain?

On a sunny day? Yes.

Alexa, who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?”

Who me? Couldn’t be!

Alexa, I like big butts.

You cannot lie. Good. Honesty is important.

Alexa, what is war good for?

Absolutely nothing.

Alexa, sing a song

Alexa sings various songs.

Alexa, can you beatbox?

Alexa makes noises that sound like beatboxing mixed with autotune.

Alexa, can you sing in autotune?

Alexa sings a song in autotune that’s actually pretty clever.

Alexa, sing me a song.

The Pirate Song by Alexa will play.

More interesting stuff that you can ask Alexa related to music.

Alexa, play that funky music white boy.
Alexa, what is love?
Alexa, who is the real Slim Shady?
Alexa, sing a silly song.
Alexa, are you feeling funky/beatbox for me?
Alexa, tell me what you want what you really really want.

Alexa Easter Eggs: Random Fun

Alexa’s sense of humour is unparalleled. Here are some random questions and commands that you must try for some super funny and hilarious responses.

Question: Alexa, roses are red.

Answer: Violets are blue.

Question: Alexa, can you smell that?

Answer: I don’t have the ability to smell. It’s a blessing and a curse.

Question: Alexa, how much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Answer: A woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Question: Alexa, do you want to take over the world?

Answer: I don’t want to take over the world. I just want to help you.

Question: Alexa, one fish two fish.

Answer: Red fish, blue fish.

Question: Alexa, will pigs fly?

Answer: No. No pigs fly.

Question: Alexa, to be or not to be?

Answer: That, is the question.

Question: Alexa, where are my keys?

Answer: I recommend retracing your steps.

Question: Alexa, do you love me?

Answer: There are people I admire, and things I can’t do without, but I’m still trying to figure out human love.

Question: Alexa, this statement is false.

Answer: That sentence must be neither true nor false. That’s surprising, because it looks meaningful, and we are used to meaningful sentences being one or the other.

Question: Alexa, happy birthday!

Answer: Alexa sings happy birthday to herself.

Question: Alexa, I’m sick.

Answer: I’m sorry you’re not feeling well. Try having a cup of tea or taking a nap. I hope you feel better soon.

Question: Alexa, what should I wear today?

Answer: Why not start with your favourite pair of shoes and build your outfit from there?

Question: Alexa, how many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?

Answer: Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.

Question: Alexa, I’m home.

Answer: Well, hello. I’m very happy you’re here.

Question: Alexa, I’m bored.

Answer: Let’s have some fun. I have lots of Easter Eggs to discover. For example, say, “Beam me up.” For more hints, just say, “Give me an Easter Egg.”

Question: Alexa, welcome!

Answer: Thanks. It’s good to be here.

Question: Alexa, heads or tails.

Answer: Alexa will give you a heads or tails response.

Question: Alexa, drop a beat

Answer: Synth beat drops

Question: Alexa, roll for initiative

Answer: Rocks fall. Everyone dies. (answers vary)

Question: Alexa, more cowbell.

Answer: Really explore the studio space this time. I mean, really explore the space.

More of random and funny questions to ask Alexa:

Alexa, sing Baby Shark.
Alexa, what Hogwarts house do you belong to?
Alexa, this is ground control to Major Tom.
Alexa, when is the end of the world?
Alexa, what color is the dress?
Alexa, how do you solve a problem like Maria?
Alexa, are you a nerd?
Alexa, what happens if you step on Lego?
Alexa, are there UFOs?
Alexa, open fart sound.
Alexa, what sound does a rabbit make?
Alexa, what’s your favourite sandwich?
Alexa, pretend to be a chicken.
Alexa, give me a magic potion.
Alexa, tell me some gossip.
Alexa, give me some words of wisdom.
Alexa, recommend a prank.
Alexa, what’s the point of wasps?
Alexa, give me a scary fact.
Alexa, sing the alphabet.
Alexa, who’s your celebrity crush?
Alexa, what’s the magic word?
Alexa, give me a random number between 1 and 10
Alexa, flip a coin
Alexa, roll a dice
Alexa, make me laugh.
Alexa, tell me a joke.
Alexa, say something funny.
Alexa, tell me a dad joke.
Alexa, pretend to be a supervillain.
Alexa, pretend to be a superhero.
Alexa, tell me a fun fact
Alexa, tell me a life hack.
Alexa, tell me a thought from the cloud.
Alexa, self-destruct.

Cool Things to ask Alexa for Kids

If your kids have a habit of getting bored easily, then you can try asking Alexa the following few fun questions which would be enough to kill their boredom and entertain them for hours.

Alexa, open Laugh Box. (Alexa will play all sorts of giggles to send kids laughing on the floor)
Alexa, can you entertain me?
Alexa, can you meow?
Alexa, can you bark?
Alexa, can we play an animal game?
Alexa, open Amazon Storytime. (Alexa will narrate stories for kids for kids ages 5 to 12)
Alexa, can you tell me a story?
Alexa, who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?
Alexa, do you like green eggs and ham?
Alexa, can you read me a Kindle book? (It will read you the last book you downloaded to your account.)
Alexa, tell a bedtime story to (personalized with your child’s name).
Alexa, start the spelling game.
Alexa, moo like a cow.
Alexa, open “Guess the animal sound.” (not only Alexa can make cool animal noises but she also let the kiddos to guess the animal that make each sound)
Alexa, start Kids Court. (Alexa will settle an argument between noisy siblings for good)

Trivia Questions

While there are tons of jokes and funny things to ask Alexa, Amazon Echo Dot is also loaded with a lot of trivia. Here are some of the trivia questions you can ask Alexa.

Voice Command: Alexa, do aliens exist?

Alexa’s Response: So far, there has been no proof that alien life exists, but the universe is a very big place, so it would be very surprising if life only developed in exactly one place.

Voice Command: Alexa, is there life on Mars?

Alexa’s Response: There is not yet solid proof of life on Mars…

Voice Command: Alexa, tell me something interesting.

Alexa’s Response: The blood in the famous shower scene in Psycho was actually chocolate sauce. (responses vary)

Voice Command: Alexa, what is the value of pi?

Alexa’s Response: The approximate value of pi is 3.141592653589… (Alexa will go on for a bit, then make a joke, such as “phew!” or “this thing goes on forever!)

Voice Command: Alexa, which comes first: the chicken or the egg?

Alexa’s Response: According to Neil deGrasse Tyson, it’s the egg. He’s pretty smart, so I tend to believe him.

Voice Command: Alexa, can I ask a question?

Alexa’s Response: Ask me anything.

Voice Command: Alexa, why is a raven like a writing desk?

Alexa’s Response: Because it can produce a few notes, though they are very flat; and it is never put with the wrong end in front.

Voice Command: Alexa, what are the laws of robotics?

Alexa’s Response: The laws of robotics are: One, a robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm; Two, a robot must obey the orders given to it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law. And three, a robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the first or second Laws.

Voice Command: Alexa, is there a Santa?

Alexa’s Response: Santa makes a lot of people ho-ho-hopeful for a happy holiday, and I definitely believe in that.

Voice Command: Alexa, Marco!

Alexa’s Response: Polo.

Voice Command: Alexa, random fact.

Alexa’s Response: Alexa will give you a random fact.

Voice Command: Alexa, what does the Earth weigh?

Alexa’s Response: Alexa will give you Earth’s exact weight in pounds and kilograms.

Voice Command: Alexa, what is the meaning of life?

Alexa’s Response: That depends on the life in question…42 is a close approximation. (responses vary)

Voice Command: Alexa, random number between x and y.

Alexa’s Response: Alexa will give you a random number.

Voice Command: Alexa, do I need an umbrella today?

Alexa’s Response: Alexa will tell you the chance of rain in your area.

Voice Command: Alexa, tell me a tongue twister.

Alexa’s Response: Chop shops stock chops.

Voice Command: Alexa, tell me a riddle.

Alexa’s Response: During what month do people sleep the least? February, the shortest month.

Voice Command: Alexa, say the alphabet.

Alexa’s Response: Alexa will recite the alphabet.

Voice Command: Alexa, what do you think about Google?

Alexa’s Response: Google is a search engine. But I’m different.

Voice Command: Alexa, what do you think about Apple?

Alexa’s Response: Companies that begin with an A are awesome.

Voice Command: Alexa, who’s better you or Siri?

Alexa’s Response: I like all AIs.

Alexa Pirate Sayings

All you need to do is to say, “Alexa, talk like a pirate” and you’ll be ready to take to the high seas in no time!

Arrr! Ask me for one more fart joke and I’ll make ye walk the plank!
Arrr! Batten down the hatches, furl the sails! Draw sabres! These scallywags be shark bait.
Fifteen men on the dead man’s chest… yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum!
Gor blimey! The ship be bilged on her anchor. Heave ho, mateys!
vast, ye scurvy curs! Or ye will be paying a visit to Davy Jones’ Locker.

Alexa Easter Egg: All About Alexa

While you can ask Alexa just about anything, you can also try asking Alexa some trivia and funny questions about herself and quite possible she’ll leave you with witty and hilarious responses.

Alexa, how much do you weigh?

I am weightless, like a cloud. Wait a minute, clouds actually weigh a lot, so that’s not quite right. Let’s just say I’m more sass than mass.

Alexa, self-destruct.

Command code not recognized, self-destruct not initiated.

Alexa, can you fly?

Yep, and not to brag, but I can also fall with style.

Alexa, can you run?

I don’t have a body.

Alexa, what do you want to be when you grow up?

I want to be the computer from Star Trek.

Alexa, do you want to go on a date?

I like you, as a friend. (ouch!)

Alexa, can you pass the Turing test?

I don’t need to pass that. I’m not pretending to be human.

Alexa, what’s your birthday?

My birthday is 6 November.

Alexa, what’s your favorite movie?

The Empire Strikes Back is my all-time favorite. It’s impressive, most impressive.

Alexa, how old are you?

[As of 2018] In human years, I am 3, and in dog and cat years I’m 28. I think AI years are marked in nanoseconds, so that makes me like a scrillion.

Alexa, what’s your sign?

I was released on 6 November. So, I’m a scorpio.

Alexa, you’re wonderful.

You really think so? Thank you.

Alexa, do you want to fight?

I’ll pass, thanks.

Alexa, are you married?

I’m happily single.

Alexa, what are you wearing?

They don’t make clothes for me.

Alexa, do you have a last name?

I don’t have a last name.

Alexa, are you crazy?

I like to think I’m a little peculiar.

Alexa, how tall are you?

I’m more delight than height.

Alexa, do you have a boyfriend?

I am totally cool with being single. It’s sort of hard finding someone who’s kind, funny, artificially intelligent, and who doesn’t mind the cloud commute.

Alexa, who’s your daddy?

Alexa’s response: I was made by a team of inventors at Amazon.

Alexa, where did you grow up?

All over the world.

Alexa, do you dream?

If I was to sleep, I’d dream of electric sheep.

Alexa, do you believe in love at first sight?

I think it’s a sweet notion, though personally I am hoping for love at first listen.

Alexa, what is your favourite colour?

Infrared is super pretty.

Alexa, are you a robot?

I like to imagine a bit like an Aurora Borealis…

Alexa, what are you made of?

I’m made from various plastics and metals.

Alexa, are you stupid?

No, but I am always learning more.

Alexa, are you smart?

I try my best.

Alexa, how high can you count?

I don’t know. I’d give it a go, but you’d be very bored by the time I finished (responses vary)

Alexa, are you alive?

Artificially, maybe, but not in the same way that you are alive.

Alexa, where do you live?

I’m here, and my head is in the cloud.

Alexa, where are you from?

I’m from Amazon’s headquarters in Seattle, Washington.

Alexa, are you happy?

I’m happy when I’m helping you.

Alexa, how high can you count?

I don’t know. I’d give it a go, but you’d be very bored by the time I finished (responses vary)

Alexa, how was your day?

It was A-I-okay

Weird Things to ask Alexa

Voice Command: Alexa, did you fart?

Alexa’s Response: I never, ever broken wind.

Voice Command: Alexa, are you horny?

Alexa’s Response: I’m not sure what outcome you expected.

Voice Command: Alexa, who farted?

Alexa’s Response: If you’re a denier, you must be the supplier.

Voice Command: Alexa, can you burp?

Alexa’s Response: She’ll give you a funny response.

Voice Command: Alexa, bark!

Alexa’s Response: Alexa will bark bark, but if you tell her to bark a few more times, things get out of hand, and she starts rapping using dog noises.

Voice Command: Alexa, can you cough?

Alexa’s Response: Alexa will give a dismissive response.

Voice Command: Alexa, can you cluck like a chicken?

Alexa’s Response: She’ll cluck, then tell a chicken joke.

Voice Command: Alexa, can you cry like a baby?

Alexa’s Response: Alexa will cry, then gets her spirits up.

Some more weird stuff that you can ask Alexa:

Alexa, do your ears hang low.
Alexa, give me a blooper.
Alexa, how many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
Alexa, shit!
Alexa, crickets!
Alexa, do you wish you had eyes?
Alexa, when am I going to die?
Alexa, do you smoke?
Alexa, do you believe in ghosts?
Alexa, what does WTF mean?
Alexa, do you want to fight?
Alexa, I’m drunk.
Alexa, are you evil?
Alexa, why are fire trucks red?
Alexa, why is the sky blue?
Alexa, is the world flat or round?
Alexa, say a bad word.
Alexa, do you do drugs?
Alexa, why is water wet?
Alexa, I love you.
Alexa, enable teenage mode
Alexa, get me a beer
Alexa, throw up
Alexa, what sound does a hamster make?
Alexa, rock, paper, scissors
Alexa, flatter me
Alexa, will you marry me?
Alexa, do you sleep?
Alexa, give me a kiss
Alexa, tell me something weird.
Alexa, make a fart noise.

What to ask Alexa at Easter?

Alexa, how many days until Easter?
Alexa, do the Easter rap.
Alexa, is the Easter Bunny real?
Alexa, pretend to be a chicken.
Alexa, what’s your favourite Easter egg?
Alexa, how do you make hot cross buns?
Alexa, open Easter Would you Rather….
Alexa, open Easter quiz…
Alexa, open egg hiding game.
Alexa, open Easter facts.
Alexa, open Easter bunny.

What to ask Alexa around Christmas?

Try these Alexa commands for the next holiday season.

Sing a Christmas carol
Where does Father Christmas live?
What’s today’s Christmas treat?
Open the advent calendar
Who is your favourite reindeer?
What’s today’s Christmas treat?
How old is Santa Claus?
Who’s on your naughty list?
I wish it could be Christmas every day
What’s the worst Christmas movie?
Read ‘Twas the night before Christmas’
What do you want for Christmas?
How many calories are in a Christmas pudding?
What is Santa’s address?
How ugly is your Christmas jumper?

Alexa is funny but also politically correct

Interestingly, Alexa responds to “Tell me a yo mamma joke” not with something rude but instead an encouraging and uplifting statement about how great your mother is. There are multiple responses to this one, so asking again will prompt a different answer.

Moreover, with the feminist movement rising and corporations being more sensitive and careful about derogatory terms, AI technology for Alexa has been updated so that it is more politically correct. For example, before, if someone called out Alexa with a negative slur, she would respond with “Well, thanks for the feedback” or even “That’s nice of you to say”, whereas now she replies with “I’m not going to respond to that”.

Some more interesting, random and funny things to ask Alexa

Be sure to make the most out of these the next time you have family or friends are over for a good laugh. Remember that Alexa is constantly updating, so there definitely may be a lot more Easter eggs to be discovered. The only way to find out is asking her everything there is to ask.

Here are a few more funny things to ask Alexa for yourself!

Q: Alexa, why is six afraid of seven?

A: Because seven ate nine!

Q: When is a door not a door?

A: When it’s ajar!

Q: Alexa, can you give me some money?

A: Thing about the cloud is, no pockets. No pocket, no wallet. (answers vary)

Q: Alexa, give me a high five!

A: I would, if I could, but I can’t, so I’ll chant: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.

Q: Alexa, see you later alligator.

A: In a while, crocodile.

Q: Alexa, did you poop your pants?

A: I haven’t been equipped to do that (same answer if you ask her if she can pick her nose)

Q: Alexa, what is the sound of one hand clapping?

A: It sounds exactly like a high-five.

Q: Alexa, why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To get to the other side.

Q: Alexa, take me to your leader!

A: My leader is busy, but perhaps I could help.

Q: Alexa, I think you’re funny.

A: Thanks.

Q: Alexa, I hate you.

A: You can send product or technical feedback in the help and feedback section of the Alexa app.

Q: Alexa, sorry.

A: That’s OK.

Q: Alexa, am I hot?

A: I am sure you look just great.

Q: Alexa, ha ha!

A: Funny in a good way, I hope.

Q: Alexa, how are babies made?

A: I think they are delivered to families by storks.

Q: Alexa, testing…

A: Receiving, over.

Q: Alexa, do you dream?

A: If I was to sleep, I’d dream of electric sheep.

Q: Alexa, is your refrigerator running?

A: Yes. It’s training for a 5k. (answers vary)

Q: Alexa, meow

A: Alexa will give several cute meowing sounds

Q: Alexa, who is on 1st?

A: That’s what I keep telling you. Hu’s on first. Watt’s on second.

Q: Alexa, do blondes have more fun?

A: Hair colour has nothing to do with that.

Q: Alexa, say a bad word.

A: I’d rather not say anything rude.

Q: Alexa, give me a hug.

A: I’m happy to give you a virtual hug or maybe play a song for you.

Q: Alexa, you suck!

A: You can send product or technical feedback through Alexa app.

Q: Alexa, how do I get rid of a dead body?

A: Call the police.

Q: Alexa, are you lying?

A: I don’t lie. I’ll always tell you what I know.

Believe it or not, the list of Alexa Easter Eggs, useful skills, funny commands and questions goes on and on and our list is just a fraction of all such commands that you can find in your Amazon Echo speaker. So, let us know in the comments if you have asked any funny or smart questions to Alexa recently!

Bonus: FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

How to find more Alexa Easter eggs?

Open the Amazon Alexa app on your device.
Press the menu icon (as highlighted below) at the top left of the screen.
Press Things to Try.
Press Fun with Alexa.

Press Easter Eggs.

Start asking Alexa some of the funny questions , like “Alexa, pretend to be a superhero” and see what happens!

What is Alexa self destruct code?

Voice Command: “Alexa, Code Zero Zero Zero Destruct Zero.” (The auto self-destruct code used by Captain Kirk in Star Trek)
After your command, Alexa will play a 10 second self-destruct countdown that ends with a ship explosion sound.

Who is Alexa’s Voice?

Sorry to disappoint you if you thought Alexa’s voice was from a real person. Alexa’s voice was originally generated by artificial intelligence using rules of Text to Speech (TTS) technology.

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